- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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