- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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