- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's the new green? Green

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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