List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

antonis sister is mighty fine

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Get up Look in the mirror

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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