- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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