welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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