- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What happened to my sunglasses?

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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