In soviet Russia...things are different

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

The chickens have become self-aware!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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