All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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