- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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