- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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