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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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