Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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