What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Homo say what?

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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whats black and large -me

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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