- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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