Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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lol

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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silver bullet?

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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