what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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