roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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