yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Poop

Women's rights.

what are you mike bibby?

12/23/2012

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

ejaculation JLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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