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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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