Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Anti Joke

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