What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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