- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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