If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Pickles are moist.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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