- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Suck pussy

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's 9+10? 19

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What comes after 69? 70

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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