- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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