- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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