y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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