You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Cliterus

Gordon Brown smiles.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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