- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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