Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What is the best joke ever? 1D

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What would u like to drink?

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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