Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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