How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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