- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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