- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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