What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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