- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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