Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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learn. advance!

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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