a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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