what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Knock knock.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

your mama's so fat... that's it

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Jeff

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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