roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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