What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

FUCK THE JEWS

Detroit has a low crime rate

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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