- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A fat guy!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

knock knock i have diarrhea

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

That's illegal What? Your mom

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Gordon Brown smiles.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Cliterus

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