Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Do the roar!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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