- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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