what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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ure mama's so fat

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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