- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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