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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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