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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.