- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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