- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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