- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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