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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Puns are terrible. I love them.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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