- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

hi penis ham telephone

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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