- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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