- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks to a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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