Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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