If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Nero, sure you are okay?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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