- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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