- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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