How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

the NAACP

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

knock knock come in

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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