What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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