- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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