- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Barack Obama.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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