- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Faithful men.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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