- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

say it ten times fast: oh

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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