Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Ehh

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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