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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Pickles are powerful

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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