- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

all your base are belong to mark

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Double-whammy

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What has two legs? Half a cat

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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