Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Smelly Indians.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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