- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

bangers and mash?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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