Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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