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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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